Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 02, 2017 4:33 pm

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 02, 2017 5:46 pm

i don't know where i am but the food in the fridge is awesome

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 02, 2017 8:44 pm

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 03, 2017 2:15 pm

I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 03, 2017 9:28 pm

To Tiffany:
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 03, 2017 9:47 pm

To Papa Sam;
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 03, 2017 10:34 pm

So who's idea was it to put legwarmers on my Mienfoo? She doesn't want to take them off anymore, this is so embarassing...

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 03, 2017 10:50 pm

Downloaded the Pocket Piplup app. There are now Piplups living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr aug 04, 2017 12:07 am

i woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong

(Ze zou gaan)

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za aug 05, 2017 4:22 pm

I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za aug 05, 2017 9:47 pm

thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za aug 05, 2017 10:00 pm

the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo aug 06, 2017 11:25 am

I think I actually managed to convince half of the bar I was the voice actor of young Simba in the Pyroar King. I've got a fanclub now!

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo aug 06, 2017 11:30 am

How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za aug 12, 2017 6:57 pm

To Sara;
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.

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