Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 10:00 pm

To Tawnee:
Did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a Lady Gaga song?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 10:02 pm

To Cecille:
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night wo aug 26, 2015 11:51 pm

To Celestia;
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma okt 19, 2015 10:05 pm

I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma okt 19, 2015 10:09 pm

And then the night went full on bisexual.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma okt 19, 2015 10:44 pm

Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do nov 26, 2015 9:02 pm

To Yara:
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do nov 26, 2015 9:08 pm

Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do apr 14, 2016 1:39 pm

All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do apr 14, 2016 2:25 pm

They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do apr 14, 2016 9:34 pm

To Tiffany:
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr apr 15, 2016 11:59 am

Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za apr 23, 2016 6:48 pm

To Sara:
I just need some of your time and all of your body.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr mei 06, 2016 10:22 pm

To Cecille;
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za mei 07, 2016 3:40 pm

Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.

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