Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr nov 03, 2017 5:38 pm

Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-guy. The beauty superhero

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do jan 18, 2018 5:50 pm

To Jane:
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jan 19, 2018 11:42 am

I swear to Arceus, I saw my life flash between my legs.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jan 19, 2018 1:06 pm

First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jan 19, 2018 5:46 pm

A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jan 20, 2018 12:15 am

To Cecille;
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jan 20, 2018 12:16 am

Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jan 20, 2018 12:37 am

Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jan 20, 2018 12:39 am

Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 01, 2018 10:38 pm

To Amal:

HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.

IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.

THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night wo feb 07, 2018 11:05 pm

Sara to Cecille:
What. The. Fuck.

Cecille to Sara:
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night wo feb 07, 2018 11:22 pm

I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 08, 2018 4:59 pm

To Barbara;
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma feb 12, 2018 5:38 pm

I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do mei 10, 2018 11:30 pm

To Tiffany:
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab

Gesponsorde inhoud

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