Texts From Last Night

Member Allison Lenier Punten : 486 Age : - Icon :

If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"

Member Layla Akiyo Punten : 406 Age : - Icon :

Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well, but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something, please for the love of Arceus stop me!

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:19 pm

if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:23 pm

To Ciro
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

Member Allison Lenier Punten : 486 Age : - Icon :

he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:25 pm

HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:28 pm

To Cecille;
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:29 pm

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:31 pm

To Nathan:
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:33 pm

To Tawnee:
You made out with another girl for some wings

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:37 pm

I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:38 pm

I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:38 pm

Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:40 pm

To Riddle:
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:41 pm

I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO ARCEUS IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN

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