Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr aug 03, 2018 10:31 am

To Alex:
just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo aug 05, 2018 5:54 pm

Cecille to Sara;
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ????????

Sara to Cecille;
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night wo aug 08, 2018 9:25 pm

To Tiffany:
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 13, 2018 1:21 pm

To Taylor;

No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 13, 2018 1:27 pm

Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 13, 2018 1:28 pm

Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo sep 02, 2018 12:41 am

i feel like i'm in a astronaut outfit like i'm a spaceman & i'm just floating around cause thats all you do in space is float and i'm floating to be in detail

houston we have a problem

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di nov 06, 2018 3:30 pm

Cecille to Jane:
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?

Jane to Cecille:
I honestly have no idea

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo apr 28, 2019 11:27 pm

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za mei 04, 2019 2:53 pm

@ Tiffany & Taylor:
there's a free llama on craigslist. are you in or are you in?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo jun 16, 2019 10:51 pm

The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di jun 25, 2019 5:30 pm

@ Tiffany;
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di jun 25, 2019 5:31 pm

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di jul 02, 2019 1:34 pm

dude. i just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di aug 13, 2019 2:41 pm

My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun

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