Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:41 pm

when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:41 pm

Why was I lying under a truck last night?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:44 pm

JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:45 pm

To Tawnee:
Not sure when or why this happened, but I just stopped giving a shit about everything

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:45 pm

To Riddle:
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:45 pm

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:46 pm

I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:47 pm

To Yara;
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:48 pm

To Tawnee:
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:49 pm

your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:49 pm

I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:53 pm

I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:56 pm

To Riddle:
My memory of last night is a blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 9:58 pm

To Ciro:
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma aug 24, 2015 10:00 pm

I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.

Gesponsorde inhoud