Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma mei 09, 2016 8:05 pm

i know what i want to do this friday. however, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za mei 21, 2016 10:29 pm

I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di jun 14, 2016 5:08 pm

So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di jun 14, 2016 10:03 pm

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jun 18, 2016 4:38 pm

"Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?"

it was tough but i powered through it.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo jun 26, 2016 10:06 pm

She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jun 27, 2016 3:57 pm

At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jun 27, 2016 4:48 pm

Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jun 27, 2016 5:08 pm

Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jun 27, 2016 6:54 pm

thank Arceus pokemon can't talk. they see way to much.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jul 15, 2016 1:07 pm

All I heard was 'I swear it It'll be funny' and then we were in jail.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jul 15, 2016 1:49 pm

WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."

~~Jasonfml~~

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jul 18, 2016 3:32 pm

I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma jul 18, 2016 4:24 pm

To Yara:
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do feb 02, 2017 12:32 pm

i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

Gesponsorde inhoud

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