Texts From Last Night

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma mei 21, 2018 12:18 am

I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma mei 21, 2018 9:04 pm

Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night ma mei 21, 2018 9:05 pm

Apparently when you put your ear to my titties you can hear the ocean

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di mei 22, 2018 11:43 pm

To Sara:
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di mei 22, 2018 11:48 pm

To Jane;
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di mei 22, 2018 11:50 pm

Cecille to Sara:
I'm home.

Sara to Cecille:
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za mei 26, 2018 12:09 pm

we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night di mei 29, 2018 5:23 pm

To Jane;
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jul 06, 2018 6:14 pm

Yancy to Amal:
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...

Amal to Yancy:
navy blue

Yancy to Amal:
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...

Credit aan Rolo, die heeft deze gevonden!

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jul 06, 2018 6:31 pm

I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night vr jul 06, 2018 8:06 pm

YOU UNCULTURED BADGER

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night za jul 14, 2018 12:07 am

sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo jul 29, 2018 12:07 am

I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night zo jul 29, 2018 8:38 am

du u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?

Onderwerp: Re: Texts From Last Night do aug 02, 2018 3:59 pm

I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger

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