Character + Text Post

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma feb 26, 2018 10:09 pm

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo maa 11, 2018 10:53 pm

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

well have i got some news for you

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo maa 11, 2018 11:37 pm

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:02 am

it's beginning to look a lot like fuc k this

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:15 am

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:22 am

How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

Art credits naar Roos de Geweldige

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:29 am

This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!

Tied with what?

Every other freaking day of my life!

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:39 am

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 12:49 am

It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 1:12 am

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

Art credit opnieuw naar De Roos

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 1:42 am

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just guys

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 2:05 am

"Your smile looks forced"
It is

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 2:26 am

Dit is like 60% van de AUs met hen honestly

How long have you been sleeping with Sara?

What? ... I don't even get... Why would... I...

I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.

It's none of your...
You have the nerve, the audacity...

And how...
How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her?

Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off.

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 9:26 pm

I was trying to order one chicken soft taco and she asked if I said seven and I didn't want to correct her so I just said yes and now I have seven chicken soft tacos

Art credit naar Doos die ook geweldig is check die art dude!! Dankjewel!!!

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma maa 19, 2018 9:33 pm

I wish I could,
but I don't want to.

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