Character + Text Post

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jul 09, 2017 3:12 pm

time to put up my halloween decorations *glues your selfies all over my house*

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

are you http because ://

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

You won't believe this 'cause it usually never happens, but I made a mistake

No no, I’m listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid all at once.

reaper: i have come to take you
me: let me ask my mom
reaper: it's not a choi-
me: she said no

if you bottle up your emotions for long enough, eventually you can use them as molotov cocktails

we do not wait to be able to post them individually, we post them all together like men

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post di nov 21, 2017 11:09 pm

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

muk the police

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jan 14, 2018 6:25 pm

boobs are like clouds

Explain

look soft and i want to touch

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jan 28, 2018 4:29 pm

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i
have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

When you’re happy, you enjoy the music.
But, when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jan 28, 2018 7:19 pm

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jan 28, 2018 7:56 pm

“I need you to be totally straight with me-”
*nervous bisexual laughter*

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post zo jan 28, 2018 11:06 pm

Just bring Taylor to me.

Well, she locked herself in the bathroom.

Just tell her I said something.

Said what?

Anything factually inaccurate.

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I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma jan 29, 2018 3:46 pm

singers who cover songs and change the gender so they can reassure everyone they’re straight are cowards and natural selection has its sights on them

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post di jan 30, 2018 11:35 am

It's on the tip of my tongue

Swallow it back

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post do feb 01, 2018 1:53 pm

Man, it must suck being a banker. I bet it gets pretty loanly.

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post do feb 01, 2018 2:52 pm

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post do feb 01, 2018 6:08 pm

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and
we all need a little help sometimes

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Talking to people I’m comfortable with

Trying to talk to a new person

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shout out to boys with thick thighs and stomach rolls. to boys with stretch marks. to short boys and boys with high pitched voices. boys who like wearing make up or dresses and boys who defy their “masculine” gender roles. to all boys with acne, eczema and any other skin conditions: you are all valid and worthy of love

things never get easier, you just get better

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post do feb 01, 2018 8:57 pm

was ringing up a customer and added her coupons, she was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but she let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post do feb 01, 2018 9:09 pm

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no

Onderwerp: Re: Character + Text Post ma feb 26, 2018 9:44 pm

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??

I'm just a human bean

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